I thought we were having a moment…you ruined it
the greatest plan in history
When you put on your favorite movie for someone and you’re really excited for them to watch it for the first time AND THEY DON’T EVEN PAY ATTENTION TO IT
this would literally ruin people’s lives
something all of tumblr should see.
i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost
and she’s just like
well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit
Our Band director wasn’t at school.
what is it about band kids everywhere that, when left alone, we all do the same thing and build forts, thrones, and barricades in the band room?
Because you’re fucking nerds
Ever wonder what that hottie behind the counter has under her uniform? These leaked selfies taken at work reveal it all…
I’ll never be able to eat at Dominos again…
OMG the girl working at McDonald’s tho..
What did I just witness?!
#1 and #4 tho.. holy crap.
Ladies 1-3, please report to my office. You are needed urgently.